tittily:

cant get authentic italian cuisine like this anymore
butlovinghimwasred:

Jedi master Taylor

mazeltoph:

how can we believe the dates written on historical documents when the other day i wrote january 2010 on one of my papers

(via frickyeahzooted)

powerviolent:

A CLOUD FELL?
teenagenicks:

this is still happening in 2014 
ultrafacts:

thescoon:

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.

(Source) for the fact in the picture

perfect bands don’t exi-

image

(Source: officialramennoodle, via officialwhitegirls)

BOLD WHAT YOU’VE BEEN CALLED

paradisaic:

youwillbringbeautyfrompain:

ugly
stupid
not good enough
a waste of space
anorexic
fat
a whore/hoe/slut
loser
bitch
useless
freak
emo
retard
unwanted
gay
fag
too tall
too short
nerd
you’d be better dead

really cool and friendly and beautiful

(via spooshies)

onlinepunk:

my friend rachel isn’t ticklish whatsoever and when i asked her why she isn’t she told me “one day i just chose not to be ticklish anymore” and that’s why i am terrified to death of my friend rachel

(Source: frankenpunk, via thisboythatgirl)

nochillzonebruh:

nancyglass:

the-spoopy-raven:

gracefully-found:

crydaisy:

Oh cool a sKY DEMON AWAKENS

This is one of the coolest pictures I have ever seen.

CTHULU

I would scream and keep driving towards it as I am screaming but too curious to drive away from it


White person ^
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