someone: looks like urine trouble
tumblr: YOU FUCKING DID NOT
tumblr: DID YOU FUCKING JUST
tumblr: IM FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE
tumblr: I FUCKING LITERALLY CAN'T RIGHT NOW
tumblr: OMG THE COMMENT THOUGH
tumblr: *8 supernatural gifs*
tumblr: THIS IS WHY I LOVE TUMBLR
Ok but imagine every other Hogwarts student finding out each year why the Defense against the dark arts teacher has left.
"Harry Potter kiLLED HIM WITH HIS BARE HANDS?"
"Harry Potter erASED HIS ENTIRE MEMORY?"
"Harry Potter let hiM TURN INTO A WEREWOLF?"
"Harry Potter disCOVERED HIM IN CHEST??"
"Harry Potter let heR GET CAPTURED BY CENTAURS?"
you wanna know what kind of questions stage managers get asked?
Questions like this
goddammit Alex I’m not even your stage manager!
SHE DOESN’T EVEN GO HERE!
taylor swift is like that aunt that tries to be “hip” with the young’ns and “with the times” and then asks you what does bae stand for and after you tell her she starts calling everything bae even the lamp next to the couch
HEY YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAMP NEXT TO MY COUCH AND I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT IS, IN FACT, VERY MUCH BAE.
Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know
girl: dad can I keep it
dad: no there's no hope for it let's go
girl: dad u idiot u don't get me
girl: *visits horse in middle of the night*
*cuts to girl riding the horse in an open field bc she is free and her dad can't control her*
dad: how dare u
girl: just let me prove to u this horse is special
girl: *enters race*
dad: u make me so proud