dennys:

normcore-dad:

dennys:

welcome to dencon. on your birthday you get an extra hour in the pit.

I don’t know how much Denny’s pays their social media team but however much it is, it’s not enough

$17000

You know what’s a big turn on? When you’re making out with someone and they just randomly get on top of you. Yeah that is fucking great.

(Source: p0pfuckingpunk, via pokemundane)

sk-eptical:

uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

This is really important

(via cliche-motivations)

arcanewinter:

huntersonahotelbed:

oh my fucking god

so i’m reading this harry potter fic

and every now and then there are words like “arseented” and “marseaging” and “arseistance” and i was trying to figure out what the hell is going on

finally i got to the word “parse” and figured it out

they’re american so after they wrote it they did a find and replace to change every “ass” to “arse”

i can’t stop laughing omg

"Word has made 436 replacements."

"That sounds right."

(via pokemundane)

obshasatumbleriguess:

baconbroderick:

The most important .gif

If those hills were alive, they ain’t now…
unclefather:

a few things
that koala is french kissing her
the second image looks like albert einstein 
awwww-cute:

He popped the first two. Now he carries this one very gently

iguanamouth:

not knowing how to spell a word but playing it off and mispelling it really bad so it looks intentional like “hey when are you meeting us at the restetrauretant”

(via hairolypoly)

piercethemen:

I swear at least five of my two friends don’t like me

(via hairolypoly)

misfit-pirate-ship:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

me in the grocery store when my mom escapes

escapes

silversora:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

(via hairolypoly)

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